The End?

Local Woman Inadvertently Brings About End of the World
By Lamont Crimsly

Talbot County A Talbot County woman may be responsible for bringing about the end of the world. Mrs Eleanor Horn of 6660 St. Johns Street, near Warpingtown opened her barn for the first time in over half a century to find four very peculiar horsemen waiting inside.
“I have no idea how they got in there,” Horn claimed, saying that she didn’t think the door had been opened since before her father died in June of 1966.
Horn claims that she heard some music coming from the barn when she was bringing in her goats to feed.
“I figured that some youthful hooligans had gotten together a little band and broke into my barn to start it up”. What she found was that the same padlock was in place on the barn doors as it had always been.
Horn searched for the key and after a few hours was able to open the barn doors. “I was nervous, because my father always made sure no one ever opened that barn.” She claimed that the racket was extremely loud, however and was worried that a neighbor might call the authorities.
Upon opening the doors, Horn said four armed men riding four horses came out. She said that each horse was a different color; one white, one black, one reddish and the last one quite “pale”.
Horn was immediately reminded of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. “My father was a minister around these parts his whole life and he was always preaching on the Four Horsemen. What with all the bad news in the world since I let them out of my barn, I reckon this may be the end of the world and that it is my fault.”